
Project Chaney
History, Hollywood rituals, sigils & symbolism — served by a southern meme magician with pattern recognition.
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Shake the orb. One new piece of strange-but-documented animal lore every day.
Live Transmissions
Real posts from @ProjectChaney, decoded in glitter.
Secret Society of Good Guys
Some good people have to stay secret. This is their clubhouse. Tune in live on YouTube. Costumes encouraged, open mind required.
MEMBERS ONLY. Perform the secret handshake or enter the password.
(hint: what are we? good ___)
✦ ACCESS GRANTED, GOOD GUY ✦
Society bylaw #1: be good, even when nobody's watching (especially then).
Bylaw #2: laugh at the matrix, never at each other.
Bylaw #3: bring snacks when you tune in live.
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Symbol Decoder
Symbols are everywhere. Here is where they actually came from.
The Merch Viewer
Pick a reel, pull the lever, and look through the lenses. Old toy, new merch.
The Merch Vault
Secret Society of Good Guys: live from the store.

Secret Society of Good Guys 11oz Ceramic Mug

Secret Society of Good Guys Crewneck T-Shirt

Secret Society of Good Guys Zip Up Hoodie

Secret Society of Good Guys Crewneck T-shirt

Secret Society of Good Guys Pullover Hoodie

SSGG 15oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

SSGG 11oz Ceramic Mug

Absinthe SSGG 15oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

Absinthe SSGG 11oz Ceramic Mug

Coca-Cola SSGG Crewneck T-shirt

Coca-Cola SSGG Crewneck T-shirt

Absinthe SSGG Crewneck T-shirt

Absinthe SSGG Crewneck T-shirt

Secret Society of Good Guys Crewneck T-shirt

Secret Society of Good Guys Crewneck T-shirt

Secret Society of Good Guys Zip Up Hoodie

Secret Society of Good Guys Pullover Hoodie

Secret Society of Good Guys 15oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug
The Toy Box
Fold-the-paper fortunes, 90s style. Draw a spiral (or tap the button) and learn your future as a Good Guy.
MASH
Mothership · Agartha · Secret bunker · Haunted Hollywood cottage
The Puzzle Cube of Pattern Recognition. It's never been solved. That's the point. (Hover to make it panic.)
Magic 47 Ball
Ask a yes-or-no question. Shake. Accept your fate.
Dead Celebrity Ouija Board
Summon a famous spirit, ask your question, and watch the planchette spell it out.
Submit Your Theory
Got a theory? Pass a note to the Society. Favorites get pinned to the wall.
Coming Soon…?
Merch concepts pulled straight from the timeline. Not for sale (yet). The prophecy is unwritten.
Live Feeds
Fresh transmissions from every channel. Tune in live.
Sites We Fucts Wits
Certified rabbit holes. Proceed with snacks.
Connect the Dots
The red string leads everywhere.
YOU FOUND A RABBIT HOLE